Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on heavy cream, good lady?
I like heavy cream more than I like most people I think. It’s the fucking best and I can’t say enough good things about it. I’d totally recommend it to anyone who’s trying to gain weight because it works Fucking wonders. Seriously, once I started drinking heavy cream I gained faster than I even thought I could, and that was like eating the same amount of everything else.
On that note, it’s kind of like playing with fire. Be prepared to gain A LOT of weight in not a lot of time, and be prepared to gain probably more than you thought you were going to. It has a mind of its own I swear.
anoni--moose asked: What's the name of that calorie tracking app? Like I could probably find one myself, but I wanna give that particular one a try. Thanks!~